7 Essential Life Hacks for Dudes

I visited my editor in rehab the other day, and he seems to be doing OK. His counselor told me it would be another three to nine months before he gets out. (I don't think it was legal for him to share that info with me, but people tell me all kinds of shit they... Continue Reading →


What the Do You Do with Your Fat Clothes and Why?

This is a fat/hilarious pic of me. There’s lotion all over my buddy’s back. There’s lotion all over my front. Pretty gay, but it gives you an idea of my former fatassedness. I covered my friend’s face because he would not want to be seen losing a game of Guard the Glory. I gained a... Continue Reading →

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